If looks could kill he wouldn't need a chainsaw.The American legend returns, to bring you back to the cutting edge of terror.Vilmer: What are you gonna do? Shoot me? Jenny: Yeah. Sean: But he was just talking, like, talking in his sleep. Sean: Is he gonna be okay? Vilmer: The boy's dead. It's bad for you if you get all worked up and then not get it you can get “prostate” cancer. Heather: Oh, right, I guess that's why you were feeling her up? Barry: Look, guys need sex. Barry: Once! I kissed her once! God, it's like I can't talk to my friends any more. But you wouldn't know that, would you? Cuz' you're a bona fide moron.ĭialogue Heather: Barry, I saw you. "I propose to fight it out on this line if it takes all summer." That's Ulysses S.Family values have gone straight to hell.A bunch of kids on their way back from prom are. Super Reviewer Truly horrible, so called sequel. My brother here is tired of what's-her-name's face and he wants a new one! It just happens to be he wants this face right here! Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is an atrocious film that has no point.Then, over the next several years, at least two minor, yet apparently related incidents were reported. Regrettably, not one of the family members was ever apprehended, and for more than ten years nothing further was heard. News of a bizarre, chainsaw-wielding family - reports which were to ignite the world's imagination - began to filter out of central Texas. Chrissie ( Jordana Brewster), Eric ( Matt Bomer), Dean ( Taylor Handley) and Bailey ( Diora Baird) have many familiar qualities, but for the most part, they’re nice, normal people who don’t scream the entire movie and don’t make too many stupid decisions either. On top of that, Liebesman also manages to do one thing that most other Texas Chainsaw movies cannot: make you care about the characters. Exposition like this should reduce the scare factor, but director Jonathan Liebesman makes Leatherface feel like such a hulking, all-powerful monster that he gets away with it. The beauty of the original film is that it never bothers to spell out why the family liked to kill and eat people. Lee Ermey) guidance, begins his murder spree. Furious, Leatherface refuses to leave, picks up the chainsaw for the very first time and, with Sheriff Hoyt/Charlie Hewitt Jr.’s ( R. Years later, he’s working at that same slaughterhouse but the health department shuts them down. The prequel takes us back to 1939 and explains that Leatherface was actually the abandoned baby of a slaughterhouse employee who died during childbirth. I’m likely in the minority on this one, but I think Bay and the guys at Platinum Dunes come far closer to capturing the spirit and brutality of the 1974 film with Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. It makes absolutely no sense for Leatherface to make a scene at a crowded carnival, it’s downright hilarious when Heather falls down the stairs of the house and then trips over the graveyard fence for absolutely no reason whatsoever, the line, “Do your thing cuz,” makes me want to vomit, the fact that Daddario is wearing half a shirt or an unbuttoned shirt the entire movie infuriates me, and then, to top it all off, we’re expected to excuse everything that Leatherface has done and be thrilled that he and Edith can live happily ever after together. And that’s only one of the film’s many, many inexcusable errors and poor filmmaking decisions. Not only does A lexandra D addario most certainly not look like she’s 40, but no one else in the film has aged 40 years either. A little simple math will quickly reveal that that would mean Heather should be close to 40. The film begins in 1974 and then jumps forward to the present day, 2012 or 2013. The movie picks back up when Edith is all grown up, goes by the name Heather Miller and knows absolutely nothing about her heritage. The residents of Newt, Texas are furious about what the Sawyer family did, so they take it upon themselves to murder every single one of them - except for one, baby Edith Sawyer. Texas Chainsaw 3D kicks off shortly after the events of the original film. In fact, this one earned the bottom spot mere minutes into the film simply because the timeline of the movie makes absolutely no sense at all. There are some ridiculous movies in the Texas Chainsaw film franchise, but the latest installment, Texas Chainsaw 3D, finds itself at rock bottom because it is by far the laziest of the bunch.
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